Sunday, February 14, 2016
Norm Macdonald Clip of the Week: It's a love story
If you hear Norm Macdonald say "Wanna hear a sex story?" then you know it's going to be good. It's even better if the person he's talking to is Russell Brand, a hilarious man in his own way.
Norm: "I went to a strip bar at noon. So, I was sitting there drinking a beer; no one there."
Russell: "How was the vibe? Yeah, flat."
Norm: "No one there, except the dancer. And she's dancing for me."
Russell: "And you can hear the sound of her shoes on the floor. It's grim, it's real."
Norm: "And she's talking to me because it's too embarrassing not to. And between songs I'm buying her $12 beers and so forth. It was about 1 o'clock in Winnipeg, Canada, 40 below, very cold. And she says, 'Let's go have sex.'"
Russell: "Best possible outcome."
Norm: "Yes. And I say 'Well, fine and dandy.'"
It turns out they're both living with people. Norm, when discussing the strippers boyfriend notes "And, it doesn't matter what color he was..." to which a shocked Brand says, "No! Of course not." Norm cracks Brand up by adding "But it was a frightening color."
Watch the video to find out what color this man's skin was, where Norm and the stripper went to consummate their new friendship, and how it ended.
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Also, check out this Washington Post article where the reporter watches the Super Bowl with Norm. Why? As the article mentions, why not?